Santa: Mainne Apane Bete Ka Naam Amerika Rakh Diya Banta: Wo Kyon? Santa: Kyonki Main Duniya Ko Batana Chahta Hu Ki Main Amerika Ka Baap Hu
Salesman: Sir, Cockroach Ke Liye Powder Loge Kya? Santa: Nahi, Hum Cockroach Ko Itna Laad-Pyar Nahi Karte. Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala Deo Mangega! The salesman fainted!
Banta: Jo Log Hamesha Office Mein Overtime Karte Hain, Kya Woh Sabse Mehnati Hai? Santa: Nahi, Ya Toh Woh Biwi Se Tang Hain Ya Woh Office Mein Kisi Ke Sang Hain!
American: Do you guys call your wives 'Honey' in your native language? Santa: No, we call them 'Bee-Bee' - they sting twice as hard as the honey bee!
Pappu: Dad, tomorrow there's a small parent meeting in the school. You must come. Santa: What do you mean by 'SMALL'? Pappu: Only you, me and the Principal!